californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via dreamsugar)

My mom and I having a conversation about the Sims

  • Me: Mom, I'm pretty sure my teen son is sleeping with his girlfriend.
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: This is awkward.
  • Mom: ... *Walks out of room*
  • Me: *Yells* HOW DO I HANDLE THIS AS A PARENT???